That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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