I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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