Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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