Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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