I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
That was before I lit my hair on fire
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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