Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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