we have officially lost it.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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