found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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