no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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