everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.�
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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