I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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