i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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