we have officially lost it.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I had new employee orientation at the YMCA today. I showed up with a hangover, a black eye, scratches down my arm, and a sore throat from puking gin and keystone.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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