I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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