I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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