is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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