Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
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