But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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