She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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