i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
MIDGETS
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I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
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