I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
When we found you, you were using the bottle of Captain as a pillow...with a note on your forehead that said don't wake up the champion.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
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