what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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