Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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