just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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