Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I gambled and lost. Had to pull into a funeral home to clean up with a copy of my resume.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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