Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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