I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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