Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
my sisters under your porch take her home
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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