i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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