I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
is that a dick in a sweater?
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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