Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
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