The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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