I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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