i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
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