I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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