If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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