I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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