I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Randomize
