I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
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