But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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