Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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