He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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