google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
be right there i have to get my cape
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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