My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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