it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Porn is love you can see.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
When are your genitals available?
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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