that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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