I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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