I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
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