I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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