Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
my poor anus
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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